Date: 2009-10-08, 4:54PM CDT
Reply to: hous-s5qyn-1412735258@craigslist.org ^{[Errors when replying to ads?]}

My husband and I have are looking for a college dorm room we can use to for a night of intimacy. We’re in our 30’s and want to get away from the kids for a night to relive some of the fun we had in a dorm room’s twin bed in college. 

We would need you to be discrete. It’s fine with us if you tell people after the fact that you helped us, but we’d want to remain anonymous. 

We are in our 30’s, have good jobs, and won’t steal your belongings. 

If you’e cool with this, send us an email with a dates over the next month that may work for you. Weekends and weeknights may both work for us with enough time to plan. 

We’d prefer a girl’s room because it’s probably cleaner. 

We don’t know what a fair price for renting a dorm room for a night is so we’re throwing out $100 to start but feel free to counter with whatever seems fair to you. We will not buy you beer. Sorry. 

Please be in an on-campus dorm. Campus doesn’t matter as long as it’s in the Twin Cities.

• Location: Minneapolis

RESPONSES: “plenty of motels pretend fantasize be creative let the kids study besides who cleans up after u two they have no maid service. just to see if ur honest should they leave cash jewelry out in the open plain site. u said ur honest lets test. get it its school”

Seeking Before & After Model for Nutritional Supplement (Minnetonka)

Reply to: gigs-917795714@craigslist.org [?]

Date: 2008-11-13, 2:16PM CST

Seeking athletic male and female models for “Before & After” work in nutritional supplement infomercials.

You must be in great shape. Tone and tan.

And must be willing to gain wait for “before” shots.

Here’s the process: We shoot the “after” photos and video work first (Starting Nov 20th), then expect you to gain 20-30 pounds over the next 90 days for a round of “before” photos and video.

Our deadline is tight with a planned product launch date of April 2009.

Work is then available for spokes models who drop down to their original weight.

You do not have to take the product.

In interested, contact us with your availability (2 hour block of time) during normal work hours Nov 20-22nd.

Compensation: $2000 per photo shoot. Half of initial pay withheld until 2nd shoot complete. Additional income opportunities for spokes model appearances at trade shows.

    * Location: Minnetonka

    * it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

    * Compensation: $2000 per photo shoot. 

Responses: Please help me understand this. You will shoot the “after photos” before your model has even used your product? Then, have them gain weight, so you can try to fool the public into believing that the body change is a result of your product. Please let me know what the product is so I can make sure not to use it. If I have this wrong, please let me know. Otherwise, I’m flagging your listing.

My husband and I, along with a few other couples, go on retreats to nudist resorts like Hedonism III and would like to find someone who could help build albums for us after our trips.

We’re both busy professionals, so never get around to building albums with the photos we take. Based on the work we do, it’s important that you’re able to be discrete.

Yes, the photos have nudity, so if you’re not comfortable with that, please do not respond. And we’re also not interested in being lectured by people who aren’t comfortable with our lifestyle. Just hit the back button and move on.

For those of you who are still here. We’re a good looking couple, and our friends are too. We’re not right out of college, so gravity has had some effect, and we tend to get a bit more son on these trips than we really need.

We could give you prints or photos on disc. Whichever you prefer. From there, we’re looking for fun creative work on our part. Something we can share with our friends at future parties.

I don’t know what this would cost, but imagine something in the $30/hr range seems fair. If you’re worth more, let us know why.

And again, I can’t stress enough how important discretion is for us. If you aren’t capable of doing this work in private and not telling your friends about it, do not contact me.

Top Response: TBD

I spend most days working from home, on my computer, in bed, but occasionally have to get dressed and join the real world for a while.

At times like that, I need to put on pants. But before doing so would love a handjob from a caring person like yourself.

In case you’re wondering, I’m perfectly capable of putting my pants on all by myself. I have no disabilities and I’m physically fit.

But what better way to prepare for my entrance into the “real world” than with a handjob followed by assistance with some jeans? If you’re a loving caregiver, please contact me with your qualifications. Namely, have you ever helped someone put on pants before or given a handjob.

Top Response: you finding any ladies to wrap their hands around that big dick?  i’m a 25 year old guy, good looking, very discreet… and I have smaller hands, kind of feminine I suppose so it wouldn’t be like big manly hands on your cock…