Date: 2009-10-08, 4:54PM CDT
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My husband and I have are looking for a college dorm room we can use to for a night of intimacy. We’re in our 30’s and want to get away from the kids for a night to relive some of the fun we had in a dorm room’s twin bed in college.
We would need you to be discrete. It’s fine with us if you tell people after the fact that you helped us, but we’d want to remain anonymous.
We are in our 30’s, have good jobs, and won’t steal your belongings.
If you’e cool with this, send us an email with a dates over the next month that may work for you. Weekends and weeknights may both work for us with enough time to plan.
We’d prefer a girl’s room because it’s probably cleaner.
We don’t know what a fair price for renting a dorm room for a night is so we’re throwing out $100 to start but feel free to counter with whatever seems fair to you. We will not buy you beer. Sorry.
Please be in an on-campus dorm. Campus doesn’t matter as long as it’s in the Twin Cities.
RESPONSES: “plenty of motels pretend fantasize be creative let the kids study besides who cleans up after u two they have no maid service. just to see if ur honest should they leave cash jewelry out in the open plain site. u said ur honest lets test. get it its school”